Multiplying BSAs

[nigeldtr]

My wife was talking to one of her friends this morning and she said I should not leave my babies unattended at night as they seem to multiply – I suggested separate accommodation but idea went down like a lead balloon – any ideas

[MG]

BSA whole-body johnnies?

[groily]

It's a common problem! My wife has actually urged forced separation, but somehow the sparks jump through walls and there's no stopping the dirty beasts.

[nigeldtr]

I found the answer!!!

A friend of my wife was asking how many bikes I have, I confessed that they have now multiplied to eight. She said it was ridiculous, I asked how many handbags she has in her wardrobe - ha,  then I said its the same thing, I open the garage, look at the bikes and then decide which one suits my mood - at this point the conversation sudenly stopped. 

I have used this a few times now and so far it works a treat

[bsa- bill]

My wife does come up with that old one, you know "you can only ride one bike at a time"

I have an answer, just haven't been brave enough to use it

[rocket man]

my missis says my bikes are taking over the garage problem is i wish there was more room to fit some more in